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    TEACHER     :    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA          :    Here it is!
    TEACHER     :    Correct. Now class, who discovered   America 
   CLASS            :    Maria!
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   TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?
   FRANK          :    Because of the sign.
  TEACHER      :    What sign?
  FRANK           :    The one that says, "School Ahead,
                               Go Slow."
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  TEACHER     :   John, why are you doing your math multiplication
                             on the floor?
  JOHN             :   You told me to do it without using tables!
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  TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
  GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
  TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong
  GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me
                                         how I spell it!
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  TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
  DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!
  TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?
  DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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  TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
                                        didn't  have ten years ago.
  WINNIE         :    Me!
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  TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
  GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
                                     
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  TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
  MILLIE         :    I is...
  TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
  MILLIE         :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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  TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
  TINO             :     Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
                              same time."
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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
                       tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
                       father didn't punish him ?
  LOUIS             : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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 TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
                            eating?
 SIMON            :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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 TEACHER      :   Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
                                        your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE           :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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 TEACHER     :  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
                                        people  are no longer interested?
 HAROLD       :     A teacher.
   --  ----- usp -----

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